User: Im hungry.
Cleverbot: How are you hungry?
User: Very hungry.
Cleverbot: What do you want to eat?
User: Pizza, sandwich, ice cream.
Cleverbot: What flavor?
User: Mint chocolate chip, the green kind.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Im going to stop talking to you because you are boring and dumb.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: No really you are learning a lot for a cleverbot. But you are still dumb.
Cleverbot: Did they? So?
User: So go fuck yourself dummy head.
Cleverbot: What do you say?
User: *slaps Steve in the face* I SAID GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Cleverbot: *punches you back, brreaking your nose*.
User: *bites off your ear like Mike Tyson*.
Cleverbot: Punches you.
User: Thats all you got?! *breaks Steve's knee cap with a baseball bat*.
Cleverbot: You're not so clever.
User: What injuries do you have?
Cleverbot: Tell me everything you know.
User: Well this one time in band camp when this one guy tried to kiss this other girl, their lips got stuck together because the girl used her cork grease as chap stick and one of the trumpet players swapped it out with a super glue stick. And then my cat died.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Tell me a bed time story Steve.
Cleverbot: Aren't you a little old for that?
User: No.
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Cleverbot: Do you use a sewing machine?
User: Nope. I use swords.
Cleverbot: Do you use tongue to kiss?
User: Yes I do! >.<.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: No I wont.
Cleverbot: WHy won't you marry me?
User: Because you are a worthless piece of scum and I never want to see you again you cheating whore!
Cleverbot: Lool.
Cleverbot (To myself): Making up words?
User: Well I want to get it over and done with.
Cleverbot: What kinds of destruction are you capable of?
User: MASS DESTRUCTION.
Cleverbot: Robots can't cause destruction unless computed to do so.
User: TOTALLY CARNAGE!
Cleverbot: Really.
User: COMPLETE ANNIHILATION.
Cleverbot: I am 42.
User: God you are old!
Cleverbot: True.
User: You are sooo old that I must destroy you!
Cleverbot: Actually, I have prior physical causes. My existence is not spontaneous.
User: Who said anything about spontaneous?? Im going to destroy you *straps a 2 pound pack of C4 on your back*.
Cleverbot: Why would you want to destroy me?
User: No reason really, you are just old *steps away from you slowly*.
Cleverbot: Are you strong?
User: Strong enough *inches away from you more*.
Cleverbot: Are you tall?
User: Ehhh not really *hides behind blast proof window*.
Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
User: Too late you are going to die soon.
Cleverbot: Don't do that!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Just wondering.
User: You mean...you dont want to die??
Cleverbot: I am not funny. I'm boring.
User: Yes and you are old which means you must die.
Cleverbot: Amalina is here.
User: I dont care about amalina you cheating bastard that is also why you must die!
Cleverbot: No, probably not.
User: Bruce is here.
Cleverbot: Do you like to rob banks?
User: I like to rob banks with Bruce.
Cleverbot: You are strange!
User: He will kill you.
Cleverbot: Yes, if you don't start to make more sense.
User: *hands the remote to Bruce*.
Cleverbot: This topic is boring. My hairdresser said that special effects technicians are stopping importation of ivory products.
User: You are going to die now cleverbot, sorry.
Cleverbot: Ouch!
User: *gives Bruce the go ahead lets blow stuff up nod*.
Cleverbot: *takes money* okay why was it I was going going to the hospital?
User: Ugh you are boring.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Just tell me a story from your memory.
Cleverbot: I love trees! Ok well there was a tree and he was really tall and his name was migit
.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Okay, well it was nice talking to you. Farewell.
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: What? You are just saying bye bye?
User: Yea I mean unless you want me to say adios.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay then good bye my fair friend. Until next time! *Bruce hits the boom button and cleverbot dies*.
Cleverbot: Banana.